March 2009
50 posts
WatchJustin Timberlake should just be added in the cast already. He’s always there.
LIT 101 CLASS IN THREE LINES OR LESS.
1984
WINSTON: Don’t tell the Party, but sex is way better than totalitarianism.
EVERYONE: Surprise! We’re the Party.
WINSTON: Oh, rats.
The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe
C.S. LEWIS: Finally, a utopia ruled by children and populated by talking animals.
THE WITCH: Hi, I’m a sexually mature woman of power and confidence.
C.S. LEWIS: Ah! Kill it, lion Jesus!
Paradise...
“Your actions nullify your words.”
– my current observation
“I thank my parents for somehow raising me to have confidence that is...”
– Tina Fey (we have the same parents…um..can we be bff? Plz?)
WTF Google?
Why does my search options keep reverting back to “safe” after I’ve adjusted it to off. Doesn’t goole know that I find titties acceptable? In fact, I have a pair myself.
“I wish I went to cooking school because every midterm would just mean I’d...”
– Me
“When the gods wish to punish us, they answer our prayers.”
– Oscar Wilde
