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Clever art driven by clever wordplay.
I’m in love with the campiness of this video AND with the fact that Gael Garcia is in it singing Cheaptrick’s “I Want You To Love Me”. Genius.
It’s still out of my price range.
This text came unsolicited. Writing this play is bad for my health, but texts like this heal my cynasism.
Justin Timberlake should just be added in the cast already. He’s always there.
Now, if we could mod this so Cypress, Sarah and I could all fit in it together for movie night it’d be perfect.
On long nights, it’s a good idea to have a friend to study with.
One of the best pics I’ve taken!
LIT 101 CLASS IN THREE LINES OR LESS.
1984
WINSTON: Don’t tell the Party, but sex is way better than totalitarianism.
EVERYONE: Surprise! We’re the Party.
WINSTON: Oh, rats.
The Lion, the Witch
and the Wardrobe
C.S. LEWIS: Finally, a utopia ruled by children and populated by talking animals.
THE WITCH: Hi, I’m a sexually mature woman of power and confidence.
C.S. LEWIS: Ah! Kill it, lion Jesus!
Paradise Lost
ADAM: Paradise has arbitrary dietary restrictions?
DEVIL: They’re really more like guidelines.
GOD: Incorrect.
Moby-Dick
ISHMAEL: I’m existential.
AHAB: Really? Try vengeance.
ISHMAEL: I dig this dynamic. Can we drag it out for 600 pages?
The Great Gatsby
NICK: I love being rich and white.
GATSBY: Me, too, but I’d kill for the love of a woman.
DAISY: We can work with that.
Oliver Twist
OLIVER: Poverty ain’t so bad, what with all the Cockney accents and charming musical interludes.
ME: Thanks to movies, no books were read in the passing of this class.
PROFESSOR WATERMAN: You’re half right.
Miss this one too.
